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Me: “Wait…Where is Melissa?”
Dad: “Oh, she’s working late tonight…..”
Me: “I thought she worked in a salon.”
Mom: whispering “s-l-u-t!!!”
Me: LOL
Dad: “No I think she’s working late”
Me: ….. -____-
Me: “Why does she come home every day at like 7 am”
Mom: whispering “s-l-u-t!!!”
Dad: “Because she works LATE”
— my dear friend Nj Yazon
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